MR. O GOES TO WASHINGTON

mr. 0 goes to washington

MR ZERO GOES TO WASHINGTON

TO MEET MR DOUBLE ZERO

(WITH OR WITHOUT 7)

IN THE LOCKER ROOM

WITH GUNS

IT'S COOL

FOR MEDIA

'CAUSE MICHAEL, THE MOON DANCER, IS DEAD

AND TIGER DISSAPPEARED

TOO MANY SPORT BUMS

ARE TAKING DRUGS

BEFORE AND AFTER CONFESSION

PANDETTE,THE LITTLE GIANT PANDA

IS REVERSE-IMMIGRATING

TO CHINA

HAITI CATASTROPHE IS NOT HOT ANYMORE

WEATHER IS NOT THAT BAD EITHER

AND OF STARS AND SEMI STARS

SOME DIVORCED

SOME GOT MARRIED

AND THE REST

ARE DATING THE REST

ON AGAIN

AND OFF AGAIN

SO HOW A DYING MEDIA

CAN SURVIVE

IN A LOUSY TABLOID MARKET?

LET'S FACE IT.

MR ZERO GOES TO WASHINGTON

TO MEET MR DOUBLE ZERO

IN THE LOCKER ROOM

AND THE REST

IS JUST A REPEAT

OF THE REST.