*CURIOUS CASE OF WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2009-2010
Redskins midseason card,coming november
after Philadelphia Eagle's game.
PRESEASONEE
1.
CURIOUS CASE OF WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2009-10
IS A SERIOUS MATTER.
REDSKINS FACE
LOOKING ALL BRIGHT
AND BURGANDY.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
I'M TELLING YOU
GOING AGAINST BALTIMORE RAVENS
AND LOSING O-23
BRINGING LOTS A HOPE.
WE'RE WATCHING YOU SKINS!
WE'RE WATCHING YOU!
NOW COACH ZORN COMPLAINING OF SOFTY PLAYERS
WHERE WERE HARD LINERS THEN?
WERE THEY NIXED FOR
BEING SCARED OF THE FIELD?
WHO CARES ABOUT EXCUSES
FOOTBALL MEANT TO BE
INJURY PRONE SPORT.
ASK MICHAEL VICK IF YOU WANT
OR NORMAN(COUCH SLOUCH)CHAD
(WAIT!HE'S ON VACATION)
WE'RE WATCHING YOU SKINS!
WE'RE WATCHING YOU!
redskins hogs
2.
A DREAMER"S DRUMMER:
WORLD CHAMPION?
WHAT WORLD CHAMPION?
WE BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION.
BEWARE OF REDSKINS
AND THE HOGS
THERE IS NO MERCY IN D.C.
(as of 11 PM,saturday ,august 22,2009 and still in preseason.)
3.
ONE LOST ON THE ROAD
TO NEW ENGLAND
IN CLOSE GAME.
I SAY TO MYSELF
THAT'S ALL RIGHT
THAT'S ALL RIGHT
IT'S PRESEASON,BABY!
4.
no difference!
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SEASONEE
1
YOU LOST TO GIANTS?
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT
WHILE I WAS AWAY
AND YOU WERE AWAY.
I HEARD YOU LOST YOUR CONCENTRATION
AND ATTENTION TOO.
THIS TIME YOU ARE HOME
AND I AM HOME
AND I WANT YOU
NOT TO EMBARESS YOUR FANS
AND COACHES AND THE OWNER.
STAY COURSE!
PAY ATTENTION,REDSKINS!
RAMS@REDSKINS
COOLEY IS COOL
COOOOOL
CAMPBELL IS COOLER
WE WANT A BREEEEZE
WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT DEFENCE.
YOU LET US DOWN WASHINGTON
AT HALF TIME
I HEAR FANS BOO YOU
BOOOOOLEY
THEY DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PAST
THEY WANT TO FIX YOUR FUTURE
THEY WANT YOU ON THREADMILL
OF WINNING CLUB
IN STRAIGHT SETS
THEY'RE ASKING YOUR POINT
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FIELD GOALS
I'M LOOKING FOR
OPUS MAGNUM
OR MAY BE
MAGNUM OPUS
OR A SHOTGUN.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
DEAR REDSKINS?
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REDSKINS@LIONS
DOMINATORS...
IF LIONS ARE ABOUT TO BE 0-20
REDSKINS NEED TO BE REDSKINS.
IT'S A RAINY DAY
AND WE GET HOT
WITH HOT STUFF
UNDER THE DOME.
LEAVE MY FACE MASK
IF YOU WANT THIS SLIPPERY BALL.
COME DOWN TO FIRST DOWN
GAIN ANOTHER LONG YARD
BUT DON'T GO FOURTH AND OUT.
ARE REDSKINS GOING TO BE REDFSKINS?
WE PUNT AND PUNT
I PUT MYSELF IN A NAP POSITION
AND WE PUNT.
I THOUGHT REDSKINS ARE 20-0
AT HALF TIME
BUT SOMEONE SAID:
DETROIT DARN DOMINATED,
THIS SANTA GUY
ONLY KNOWS ONE ZONE
END ZONE.
WE ARE COMING BACK
IF THEY DON'T MOVE THE CHAIN.
I HAVE A LOT TO SAY
I PUNT MY NOTES.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR 100 MILLION DOLLAR MAN?
A DIRECTV IS AN INDIRECTV
WHEN THERE IS INTERRUPTIONS.
A DIRECT FUMBLE
IS RIGHT IN SANTANA'S HANDS
COOL!
IF NOT INTERCEPTION.
WE PUNT AND THEY PUNT
AND WE PUNT...
PIZZA WITH NO TOPPINGS
NO REDSKINS
WITH ZERO ZONE.
ALL SUCKS BALL.
AT THE END OF THE DAY
SOMEBODY IS 1-19.
4
BUCS@REDSKINS
ZOOMING AT ZERO ZONE
BEWARE OF WOUNDED KNEES,
REDSKINS!
THEY'RE COMING FROM
WEST COAST,FLORIDA.
WHAT DO WE GOT TO LOSE?
HEY REDSKINS!
I HEARD YOU WOKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THIRD QUARTER
WITH ALL THOSE FUMBLES AND INTERCEPTIONS
AND DIE HARD FANS BOOING YOU GUYS
AND YOU WON UGLY
IT'S O. K. AGAIN
I WAS IN CAROLINAS
WHEN THE NEWS CAME OUT
NOW I WANT YOU TO BEAT CAROLINAS.
DON'T BE SCARED,REDSKINS
BE PREPARED FOR THOSE CATS AND MOUTH GAME IN
REDSKINS@PANTHERS
...
IT WAS A GAME OF CATS AND MOUTH
IT WAS A SEE SAW
UNDER THE SUN
BY CHARLOTTE RIVER
AND THE BALL
WENT EITHER WAY
TO FIND A WINNER
AND SOMEBODY
IN SILVER AND BLUE
STICK OUT HER TONGUE
TO GET TWO POINT
CONVERSION.
NOW WHAT CAN I DO
WITH DANNY
AND VINNY
AND JIM
AND SHERMAN
AND WHOEVE?.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY GOLD AND BURGANDY
TO STICK OUT HER TONGUE
FOR THE REST OF THE LEAGUE?
AND WE DID IT
-NOT!
FIRE,FIRE.SOMEONE IN FIRE.
NOW...
CHIEF@REDSKINS
WK#6
IN A BROKEN HEART SPORT CITY
(WITH NO REPRESENTATION)
MANGEMENTS HAVE THEIR HANDS ON EVERYTHINGS
LIKE IN A BROKEN HEART SPORT CITY
GO REDSKINS!
FUMBLE.
PUNT.
PUNT.COUNTERPUNT.PUNT.
BOOOOOO
FIELD GOAL FOR FOE.
PUNT.
INTERCEPTION.
VERY BOOOOOO
IF JOE THEISMAN AND DOC WALKER
SAY SOMETHING IS WRONG
THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG.
NOW A FIELD GOAL COMES
WITH CHANGING HANDS
BY COACHES DECISION
OR MAY BE MANAGEMENTS'.
THEN COMES LONGEST BALL TRANSPORTATION
BY PORTIS
AND ANOTHER FIELD GOAL.
TOUCH DOWN IS NO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BY DR.MANAGEMENT'S ADVICE
AND OUR TEAM EXPERIENCES TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY
OR IS IT TV?
GAME SUMMARY:
REDSKINS LOST POINTS/SAFETY/GAME
AND THEN THERE WAS BOOOOOO.
VERY BOOOOOO.
AND BALTIMORE RAVENS
FOLLOWED REDSKINS
IN I95.
LUCKY THIS GUY NAMED
BRETT FAVVVRE OF PRESENTLY UNRETIRED AND VIKINGS.
YOU SAY EAGLES?
WHAT EAGLES?
GO REDSKINS!
NEWSBREAK:
QUARTERBACK IS BENCHED.
COACH IS BENCHED.
WHO'S NEXT?!
WEEK#7
REDSKINS MIDSEASON CARD
AFTER THE GAME...
*BREKING NEWS-WASHINGTON REDSKINS:
THIS NEWS JUST SOARED IN TO SPORTSTATION
ON OCT 24,2009
JIM ZORN IS REDSKINS COACH.
-DA MANAGEMENT
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RUN REDSKINS RUN!
WHAT HAPPENED TO REDSKINS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RUNNING GAMES?
RUN REDSKINS RUN!
RAIDERS RIDDEN EAGLES ARE IN TOWN
JZ&JC STILL HERE
CAVEMAN AND SHERMAN CAME
TO RESCUE REDSKINS
WHERE IS THE RUNNING BACK?
WE ARE 2 MINUTES AND A TOUCHDOWN BEHIND
THERE ARE SAD GEESE
WATCHING IN REFLECTION POOL
IN THE MALL
GOING FUMBLE
GOING PUNT
AND THEY PUNT
AND WE PUNT
THEN AN INTERCEPTION FOR EAGLES
AND A TOUCHDOWN
IT IS SO COLD
FOLIAGE FALLING
IN SHENANDOAH.
JZ STANDING BY JC
COOLEY IS COOL AND GONE
WHERE ARE CP AND MS?
FAN IS NAD
REDSKINS FUMBLE
THEY HAVE THE BALL
17-0 AND COUNTING.
FINALLY THE LION WOKE UP
AND ROARED AND SOARED
AND BOOMED AND ZOOMED
TO THE END ZONE
TOUCHDOWN FOR BURGANDY AND GOLD.
EAGLES PUNT
RANDEL FUMBLES
THEY FIELD GOAL
JON AND JAW AND MIKE FOR PRESIDENT
DAN IS THE BEST FOR DEFENCE PLAY CALLING!
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LET'S GO TO LOCKER ROOM
IT'S HALF TIME
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PUNT REPUNT SUPERPUNT
GREEN PUNT AND GOLD PUNT.
STARTING AT EAGLE 33 YARD LINE &PUNT
4TH AND GOAL &PUNT
FUMBLE AND LOOSING THE BALL.
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU ASKING ME BRIAN MITHEL?
I'M ASKING YOU!
WHAT HAPPENED?!
NOW I KNOW
WHY NATIVE AMERICANS
DON'T WANT THEIR NAME
USED BY THIS FOOTBALL TEAM.
POOR CHIEF ZEE.
LET'S PUNT THE POEM
WE PUNT AND
THEY PUNT.
BREAKING THE NEWS:
NEXT WEEK REDSKINS WIN
(THEY HAVE A BYE WEEK)
GET READY FOR REDSKINS MIDSEASON CARD
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WEEK#9
AFTER THE BREAK
TO COME...
NOW I'M EMBARRESSED AND DISAPPOINTED
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WEEK#10
REDSKINS REAL REVELERS WONDER
IF OUR TEAM
JUST WOKE UP
AFTER A LONG LOOSING STREAK OF FOUR
OR REELING MILE HIGH GUYS
DON'T HAVE ENOUGH O2
IN DENVER
TO GASP OR BREATH.
ANYWAY GLAD TO SEE BETTS
RUNNING FOR 114 YARDS AND A TOUCHDOWN
BEFORE BEING HARD HIT
OR GETTING INJURED.
GO REDSKINS!
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WEEK #10
I'M GOING TO HOLD ON MY NOTES AND POEMS FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON AND WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR.HOPEFULLY WITH CHANGES OF FRONT OFFICE AND LOWER OFFICE AND UPPER OFFICE AND WHATEVER OFFICE ,WE WILL WITNESS BETTER DAYS.
SO LONG BIG GUYS!
STAY COOL.(LIKE COOLEY)
F.S.
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