SPORTSTATION:LAKERS ARE NO.1

SPORT BARN:SPECIAL ISSUE OF LOS ANGELES LAKERS,THE CHMPIONS,
modified:18 April 2011
We know Phil Jackson never lost a playoff opener in his carrier,except last sunday to hornets.Still we remember NO is NOt NO.1,but lakers is(or are),We also know Lakers are going all the way to this year NBA championship to facilitate  12th ring for Phil's 10 fingers,no matter if we are busy with April,The Month of Poetry and don't have much time to follow the games.So bear with us and get set to cheer for champions.It,s a serious matter because Kobe is real hungry.Tell New Orleans to wait.Hopefully things are getting better,and time will arrive with confetti,buquet and rings.
GO LAKERS!GO PURPLE AND GOLD!
*CONTENTS:

1.LAKERS NO.1

2.USAIN BOLT

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BOLTING LIGHTNING BOLT
IS HE A BOLT OUT OF BLUE OR WHAT?
LIGHTNING BOLT
NOW BOLTING
ON TRACK AND FIELD
BOLD AND BOWING
BOLD AND FAST
DANCING AND BOLD.
WE FORGOT ABOUT JESSE OWENS AND CARL LEWIS
TO TIME AND SPACE
WE SUCCUMBED BEN JOHNSON AND MARION JONES
TO CHEMIST AND PHARMACIST HANDS.
NOW USAIN LIGHTNING BOLT
RUNNING 100 METERS IN 9.58 SECONDS
200 METERS IN 19.19
AND HE MIGHT EVEN RUN 400 METERS BELOW 40
(NOW 45.28 AND COUNTING BACKWARD)
AND STARS AND STONES
ON PARADE.

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LAKERS NO.1
1.LAKERS ARE NUMBER 1
THEY RAN FROM MINNESOTA
THE LAND OF A THOUSAND LAKES
THEY SETTLED IN
WITH NOT SO ANGELS
OF CITY OF ANGELS
IN THE LAKERS
OF NO LAKES.

2.LAKERS ARE NUMBER 1
THEY BEAT ALL INNOCENT VISITORS
WITH MAJIC(i DON'T MEAN ORLANDO)
AND JABBAR
AND THE BRUTAL BOYS
OF PAT'S COMPANY.
THEY BEAT SOMETHING OUT
OF THE WEST( NOT JERRY)
AND THE EAST
AND THE NORTH
AND THE SOUTH
AND THE CENTRAL.
THEY BEAT SUPERMEN
AND THE POLISH BOXERS
AND THE TURK OGHLUS
AND THE FRENCHMEN
AND THE ROOKIES
AND STAN
AND JAMEERS
WHO WERE SITTING
ON THE BENCH
AT THEIR HOME COURT,
STARING STUNNED
AND DID NOT WANT TO GO HOME.
THANKS TO EVERYONE
WHO SENT HOME EARLY
LEBRON AND THE GANGS

3.LAKERS ARE NUMBER 1
I'M TELLING YOU
SO THAT'S HOW IT GOES
TO STAY THERE
FOR A YEAR
OR SO.
KOBE IS ALPHA MALE EMMM VEEE PEEE
SHAQ-LESS
HORRY-LESS
AND FOX-LESS
BUT WITH FISHER
SPANIARD PAU
AND A BUNCH OF UNKNOWN GUYS
FOR THE TIME BEING
AND POOR PHIL,THE-MOVE-OVER-RED
ON THE ZEN ZONE
WITH HIS BOW LEGGS
TO LAME DUCK WALK
AND A GOLD HAT
FOR "COACHING UNCOACHABLES"
SETTLED TO NUMBER 10
(ASTERISKED* OF COURSE
OTHER THAN BARRY'S
'CAUSE THE GUY MADE TWO MORE RINGS
WITH THE GREAT 70'S KNICKS TOO
BUT HE'S GOT NO MORE THAN EIGHT FINGERS
AND TWO THUMBS
TO WEAR HEAVY METAL HARDWARE
WITH CAMEO DIAMONDS
UNLESS IF HE USES
HIS TOES
LIKE SOME RODMAN GUY
OF THE OLE BULLS
IN THE SHADOWS OF JORDAN.
-ENOUGH OF PARENTHESES)

4.LAKERS ARE NUMBER 1
THE REST
ARE GONE FISHIN
IN UNIFORMS
OR STREET CLOTHES
ON RED CARPET
OR COBBLE STONE STREET
OR THEY MIGHT BE BUSY
PLAYING
LUCRATIVE COMMERCIALS.
SO SEE YA
IN THE AUTUMN ARENA
( AND I DON'T MEAN GILBERT ARENA.)
LONG LIVE LAKERS
EVEN WITHOUT THE rich LAKES
But lot to offer.