MR. O GOES TO WASHINGTON

mr. 0 goes to washington

MR ZERO GOES TO WASHINGTON

TO MEET MR DOUBLE ZERO

(WITH OR WITHOUT 7)

IN THE LOCKER ROOM

WITH GUNS

IT'S COOL

FOR MEDIA

'CAUSE MICHAEL, THE MOON DANCER, IS DEAD

AND TIGER DISSAPPEARED

TOO MANY SPORT BUMS

ARE TAKING DRUGS

BEFORE AND AFTER CONFESSION

PANDETTE,THE LITTLE GIANT PANDA

IS REVERSE-IMMIGRATING

TO CHINA

HAITI CATASTROPHE IS NOT HOT ANYMORE

WEATHER IS NOT THAT BAD EITHER

AND OF STARS AND SEMI STARS

SOME DIVORCED

SOME GOT MARRIED

AND THE REST

ARE DATING THE REST

ON AGAIN

AND OFF AGAIN

SO HOW A DYING MEDIA

CAN SURVIVE

IN A LOUSY TABLOID MARKET?

LET'S FACE IT.

MR ZERO GOES TO WASHINGTON

TO MEET MR DOUBLE ZERO

IN THE LOCKER ROOM

AND THE REST

IS JUST A REPEAT

OF THE REST.

SUPER BOWL XLIV PICK ACCORDING TO CAJUN SOLO-MOON TAROT

super bowl XLIV pick according to cajun solo-moon tarot cards

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LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULER
LAISSEZ LES BON MOTS ECRIVER
LAISSEZ LE ROI BACCHUS,
DREW BREES I
JOUER.
SAINTS SONT #1
A FLEUR DE LIS
OF CRESCENT CITY CREST.
MARDIS GRAS EN DIMANCHE .
STAY TUNED!

UPDATED:02072010 @2145

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ARE SUPERBOWL CHAMP!

YEA,WE WON!

GO N.O. GO!

GO UNDERDOG!

IT'S TIGER TIME

tiger woods,shadow

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IT'S TIGER TIME

ONE AT A TIME

WE HAVE DONE

ENOUGH DAMAGE

ON EVERYONE

NOW

IT'S TIGER TIME

A MAN WITH A SHADOW

PASSING THROUGH

TREACHEROUS MEDIA WOODS

IT'S

TIGER TIME.

OBX,NOV-DEC 2009

BRAVO MUTOMBO!

take two hospitals

and call dr.mutombo in the morning!

ENGLISH/FRENCH

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO ,GLOBAL AMBASSADOR OF NBA FOR HUMANITARIAN AFFAIRS.

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO ,b.1966 ,KINSHASA , CONGO,

A GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY GRADUATE,

PLAYED 18 YEARS IN NBA FOR TEAMS LIKE

DENVER,ATLANTA,NEWYORK,MIAMI,HOUSTON

AND RETIRED 2009.

HE IS 8 TIME ALL STAR AND 3 TIMES NBA TEAM MEMBER.

MUTOMBO OPENED A HOSPITAL IN CONGO,1997 AND A SECOND ONE IN 2007.

HE IS ANNOUNCED NBA GLOBAL AMBASSADOR

FOR HUMANITARIAN AFFAIRS

BECAUSE BEING

"ONE OF THE MOST HUMANITARIAN ATHLETE."

ACCORDING TO COMMISSIONER DAVID STERN

*

*

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO NAIT A KINSHASA , REPUBLIC DEMOCRATIQUE DE CONGO,1966,UN ANCIEN JOUEUR DE LA NBA.

IL A AIDE 20 MILLIONS DE DOLLARS POUR LA CONSTUCTION DE L'HOPITAL MUTOMBO

A KINSHASA CONGO

ET A CONSTRUIT LE SECOND HOPITAL.

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO EST L'AMBASSADEUR GLOBALE DE LA NBA
AUX AFFAIRES HUMANITAIRE.

BRAVO MUTOMBO!

FELICITATION DIKEMBE!

NOUS SOMME FIERS DE VOUS.

YANKEES 27

new york yankees

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ALTHOUGH I'VE BEEN VIRGINIAN-WASHINGTONIAN AND EVEN SOMETIMES MARYLANDER,FOR THE PAST 18 YEARS ,AND ROOT FOR WIZARDS,D.C.UNITED,CAPITALS,NATIONALS AND REDSKINS(O.K.,O.K.,I FEEL FOR MYSELF TOO),BUT MY HOMETOWN,AFTER SARI IS NEW YORK,NEW YORK,WHERE I OPENED MY EYES TO THE REAL WORLD OF TODAY.

SO STILL I CLAIM JETS ,GIANTS,KNICKS,RANGERS,ISLANDERS,NETS,METS

AS MY TEAMS.AND ESPECIALLY YANKEES ,THE NUMBER ONE FOR 27TH TIMES IN 2009.

GO YANKEES!

AND I DON'T FORGET ALL THOSE YEARS IN PHILADELPHIA,WHEN I WAS A DIE HARD FAN OF FLYERS,SEVENTY SIXERS AND PHILLIES.

SO JUST CALM DOWN BABY!

SLOW DOWN!

DON'T SCREAM SO MUCH!

WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS: BREAKING NEWS

*CURIOUS CASE OF WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2009-2010
Redskins midseason card,coming november
after Philadelphia Eagle's game.

PRESEASONEE
1.
CURIOUS CASE OF WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2009-10
IS A SERIOUS MATTER.
REDSKINS FACE
LOOKING ALL BRIGHT
AND BURGANDY.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
I'M TELLING YOU
GOING AGAINST BALTIMORE RAVENS
AND LOSING O-23
BRINGING LOTS A HOPE.
WE'RE WATCHING YOU SKINS!
WE'RE WATCHING YOU!

NOW COACH ZORN COMPLAINING OF SOFTY PLAYERS
WHERE WERE HARD LINERS THEN?
WERE THEY NIXED FOR
BEING SCARED OF THE FIELD?
WHO CARES ABOUT EXCUSES
FOOTBALL MEANT TO BE
INJURY PRONE SPORT.
ASK MICHAEL VICK IF YOU WANT
OR NORMAN(COUCH SLOUCH)CHAD
(WAIT!HE'S ON VACATION)
WE'RE WATCHING YOU SKINS!
WE'RE WATCHING YOU!

redskins hogs

2.

A DREAMER"S DRUMMER:

WORLD CHAMPION?

WHAT WORLD CHAMPION?

WE BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION.

BEWARE OF REDSKINS

AND THE HOGS

THERE IS NO MERCY IN D.C.

(as of 11 PM,saturday ,august 22,2009 and still in preseason.)

3.

ONE LOST ON THE ROAD

TO NEW ENGLAND

IN CLOSE GAME.

I SAY TO MYSELF

THAT'S ALL RIGHT

THAT'S ALL RIGHT

IT'S PRESEASON,BABY!

4.

no difference!

*

SEASONEE

1

SKINS@GIANTS

YOU LOST TO GIANTS?

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT

WHILE I WAS AWAY

AND YOU WERE AWAY.

I HEARD YOU LOST YOUR CONCENTRATION

AND ATTENTION TOO.

THIS TIME YOU ARE HOME

AND I AM HOME

AND I WANT YOU

NOT TO EMBARESS YOUR FANS

AND COACHES AND THE OWNER.

STAY COURSE!

PAY ATTENTION,REDSKINS!

2
RAMS@REDSKINS
COOLEY IS COOL
COOOOOL
CAMPBELL IS COOLER
WE WANT A BREEEEZE
WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT DEFENCE.
YOU LET US DOWN WASHINGTON
AT HALF TIME
I HEAR FANS BOO YOU
BOOOOOLEY
THEY DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PAST
THEY WANT TO FIX YOUR FUTURE
THEY WANT YOU ON THREADMILL
OF WINNING CLUB
IN STRAIGHT SETS
THEY'RE ASKING YOUR POINT
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FIELD GOALS
I'M LOOKING FOR
OPUS MAGNUM
OR MAY BE
MAGNUM OPUS
OR A SHOTGUN.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
DEAR REDSKINS?
3
REDSKINS@LIONS
DOMINATORS...
IF LIONS ARE ABOUT TO BE 0-20
REDSKINS NEED TO BE REDSKINS.
IT'S A RAINY DAY
AND WE GET HOT
WITH HOT STUFF
UNDER THE DOME.
LEAVE MY FACE MASK
IF YOU WANT THIS SLIPPERY BALL.
COME DOWN TO FIRST DOWN
GAIN ANOTHER LONG YARD
BUT DON'T GO FOURTH AND OUT.
ARE REDSKINS GOING TO BE REDFSKINS?
WE PUNT AND PUNT
I PUT MYSELF IN A NAP POSITION
AND WE PUNT.
I THOUGHT REDSKINS ARE 20-0
AT HALF TIME
BUT SOMEONE SAID:
DETROIT DARN DOMINATED,
THIS SANTA GUY
ONLY KNOWS ONE ZONE
END ZONE.
WE ARE COMING BACK
IF THEY DON'T MOVE THE CHAIN.
I HAVE A LOT TO SAY
I PUNT MY NOTES.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR 100 MILLION DOLLAR MAN?
A DIRECTV IS AN INDIRECTV
WHEN THERE IS INTERRUPTIONS.
A DIRECT FUMBLE
IS RIGHT IN SANTANA'S HANDS
COOL!
IF NOT INTERCEPTION.
WE PUNT AND THEY PUNT
AND WE PUNT...
PIZZA WITH NO TOPPINGS
NO REDSKINS
WITH ZERO ZONE.
ALL SUCKS BALL.
AT THE END OF THE DAY
SOMEBODY IS 1-19.
4
BUCS@REDSKINS
ZOOMING AT ZERO ZONE
BEWARE OF WOUNDED KNEES,
REDSKINS!
THEY'RE COMING FROM
WEST COAST,FLORIDA.
WHAT DO WE GOT TO LOSE?
HEY REDSKINS!
I HEARD YOU WOKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THIRD QUARTER
WITH ALL THOSE FUMBLES AND INTERCEPTIONS
AND DIE HARD FANS BOOING YOU GUYS
AND YOU WON UGLY
IT'S O. K. AGAIN
I WAS IN CAROLINAS
WHEN THE NEWS CAME OUT
NOW I WANT YOU TO BEAT CAROLINAS.
DON'T BE SCARED,REDSKINS
BE PREPARED FOR THOSE CATS AND MOUTH GAME IN
REDSKINS@PANTHERS

...

#5
IT WAS A GAME OF CATS AND MOUTH
IT WAS A SEE SAW
UNDER THE SUN
BY CHARLOTTE RIVER
AND THE BALL
WENT EITHER WAY
TO FIND A WINNER
AND SOMEBODY
IN SILVER AND BLUE
STICK OUT HER TONGUE
TO GET TWO POINT
CONVERSION.

NOW WHAT CAN I DO
WITH DANNY
AND VINNY
AND JIM
AND SHERMAN
AND WHOEVE?.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY GOLD AND BURGANDY
TO STICK OUT HER TONGUE
FOR THE REST OF THE LEAGUE?
AND WE DID IT
-NOT!
FIRE,FIRE.SOMEONE IN FIRE.
NOW...
CHIEF@REDSKINS
WK#6
IN A BROKEN HEART SPORT CITY
(WITH NO REPRESENTATION)
MANGEMENTS HAVE THEIR HANDS ON EVERYTHINGS
LIKE IN A BROKEN HEART SPORT CITY
GO REDSKINS!
FUMBLE.
PUNT.
PUNT.COUNTERPUNT.PUNT.
BOOOOOO
FIELD GOAL FOR FOE.
PUNT.
INTERCEPTION.
VERY BOOOOOO
IT IS HALF TIME.
WHERE IS THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT?
IF JOE THEISMAN AND DOC WALKER
SAY SOMETHING IS WRONG
THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG.
NOW A FIELD GOAL COMES
WITH CHANGING HANDS
BY COACHES DECISION
OR MAY BE MANAGEMENTS'.
THEN COMES LONGEST BALL TRANSPORTATION
BY PORTIS
AND ANOTHER FIELD GOAL.
TOUCH DOWN IS NO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BY DR.MANAGEMENT'S ADVICE
AND OUR TEAM EXPERIENCES TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY
OR IS IT TV?
GAME SUMMARY:
REDSKINS LOST POINTS/SAFETY/GAME
AND THEN THERE WAS BOOOOOO.
VERY BOOOOOO.
AND BALTIMORE RAVENS
FOLLOWED REDSKINS
IN I95.
LUCKY THIS GUY NAMED
BRETT FAVVVRE OF PRESENTLY UNRETIRED AND VIKINGS.

YOU SAY EAGLES?

WHAT EAGLES?

GO REDSKINS!

NEWSBREAK:

QUARTERBACK IS BENCHED.

COACH IS BENCHED.

WHO'S NEXT?!

WEEK#7

EAGLES@REDSKINS

REDSKINS MIDSEASON CARD

AFTER THE GAME...

*BREKING NEWS-WASHINGTON REDSKINS:

THIS NEWS JUST SOARED IN TO SPORTSTATION

ON OCT 24,2009

JIM ZORN IS REDSKINS COACH.

-DA MANAGEMENT

*

*

RUN REDSKINS RUN!

WHAT HAPPENED TO REDSKINS?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RUNNING GAMES?

RUN REDSKINS RUN!

RAIDERS RIDDEN EAGLES ARE IN TOWN

JZ&JC STILL HERE

CAVEMAN AND SHERMAN CAME

TO RESCUE REDSKINS

WHERE IS THE RUNNING BACK?

WE ARE 2 MINUTES AND A TOUCHDOWN BEHIND

THERE ARE SAD GEESE

WATCHING IN REFLECTION POOL

IN THE MALL

GOING FUMBLE

GOING PUNT

AND THEY PUNT

AND WE PUNT

THEN AN INTERCEPTION FOR EAGLES

AND A TOUCHDOWN

IT IS SO COLD

FOLIAGE FALLING

IN SHENANDOAH.

JZ STANDING BY JC

COOLEY IS COOL AND GONE

WHERE ARE CP AND MS?

FAN IS NAD

REDSKINS FUMBLE

THEY HAVE THE BALL

17-0 AND COUNTING.

FINALLY THE LION WOKE UP

AND ROARED AND SOARED

AND BOOMED AND ZOOMED

TO THE END ZONE

TOUCHDOWN FOR BURGANDY AND GOLD.

EAGLES PUNT

RANDEL FUMBLES

THEY FIELD GOAL

JON AND JAW AND MIKE FOR PRESIDENT

DAN IS THE BEST FOR DEFENCE PLAY CALLING!

*

LET'S GO TO LOCKER ROOM

IT'S HALF TIME

*

PUNT REPUNT SUPERPUNT

GREEN PUNT AND GOLD PUNT.

STARTING AT EAGLE 33 YARD LINE &PUNT

4TH AND GOAL &PUNT

FUMBLE AND LOOSING THE BALL.

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU ASKING ME BRIAN MITHEL?

I'M ASKING YOU!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

NOW I KNOW

WHY NATIVE AMERICANS

DON'T WANT THEIR NAME

USED BY THIS FOOTBALL TEAM.

POOR CHIEF ZEE.

LET'S PUNT THE POEM

WE PUNT AND

THEY PUNT.

BREAKING THE NEWS:

NEXT WEEK REDSKINS WIN

(THEY HAVE A BYE WEEK)

GET READY FOR REDSKINS MIDSEASON CARD

*

*

WEEK#9

AFTER THE BREAK

TO COME...

NOW I'M EMBARRESSED AND DISAPPOINTED

*

*

WEEK#10

REDSKINS REAL REVELERS WONDER

IF OUR TEAM

JUST WOKE UP

AFTER A LONG LOOSING STREAK OF FOUR

OR REELING MILE HIGH GUYS

DON'T HAVE ENOUGH O2

IN DENVER

TO GASP OR BREATH.

ANYWAY GLAD TO SEE BETTS

RUNNING FOR 114 YARDS AND A TOUCHDOWN

BEFORE BEING HARD HIT

OR GETTING INJURED.

GO REDSKINS!

*

*

WEEK #10

I'M GOING TO HOLD ON MY NOTES AND POEMS FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON AND WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR.HOPEFULLY WITH CHANGES OF FRONT OFFICE AND LOWER OFFICE AND UPPER OFFICE AND WHATEVER OFFICE ,WE WILL WITNESS BETTER DAYS.

SO LONG BIG GUYS!

STAY COOL.(LIKE COOLEY)

F.S.

IL PADRE AT PEAK

riccardo cassin,il padre embracing his object of romance

*HE STARTED ,THEN HE HAD TO FINISH IT ALL

HE WENT ALL THE WAY UP

THEN HE HAD TO BE DOWN

ON CAUCASSUS,HIMALAYAS,

ALPS,ANDES AND DENA LI

SOMETIME CALLED MC KENZIE,

FROSTY FACED

ON GRANITE RIDGE

HE CLIMBED AND UNCLIMBED

HUMBLE,PROUD,HAPPY AND DAMMED MAD

BUT ALWAYS HOPEFUL

WITH ROPE,ANCHOR,SCALE,HAMMER AND AXES

PITONS AND CRAMPONS

THEN CLIMBING A TALLWALL AGAIN

NAVIGATING ROUTES OF INTUITION.

RICCARDO IS RAGNI DE LECCO,

LECCO SPIDERS

OF LAKE COMO

AND LAKE GARDA

WITH WHITE CAPPED MOUNTAIN LOOMING ABOVE

LIKE MY DAMAVAND OF ALBORZ.

RICCARDO IS THE ROCK

THE ROCKY RICCARDO.

for MOUNTAINEER RICCARDO CASSIN(1909-2009)

* I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT MOUNTAINS IN IRAN.THEN I HEARD ABOUT IL PADRE THE GREAT MOUTAIN LOVER OF ITALY  .BUT NEVER TOO LATE.IT'LL COME.NOW LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT DAMAVAND,PROBABLY ON HER NORTHERN FACE WHICH IS GREENER.IF YOU DISSAGREE WITH THIS ASK ANY PERSON OF SHOMAL(THE NORTH) WHOSE ROMANCE LIES IN WITH DAMAVAND AND ALBORZ,NOT TO MENTION CASPIAN SEA,THE TURQUOISE GEM.

                                                                                    this is how silent damavand peak looks like at dawn.